Post-Lamarr Never Mind the Buzzcocks, as far as I remember

Simon Amstell: You fancied me a bit but secretly suspect you’d think I’m a bit of a twat if you watched it back
Bill Bailey: I’ll do this intros round as long as we all know I’m ABOVE being paired up with a Sugababe or something
A Sugababe or something: Hi
Bill Bailey: *muttering under breath* do you even know how to play the fucking didgeridoo or whatever it is I do you fucking bitch
Amy Winehouse: cat aids! dead now
Noel Fielding: WHIMSY WHIMSY WHIMSY MIMSY WHIMSY WOO WOO
Simon Amstell: Haha Chantelle’s autobiography what a stupid fucking cunt right? Preston laugh at your wife to show how sporting you are
Preston: *leaves without punching any of the guffawing men in the dick, is still somehow considered the one in the wrong*
Simon Amstell: Hey I’m only QUOTING your wife as a means of showing how self-evidently thick she is, we’re having fun hating the woman you love, come back
Grandma’s House: *was mostly good so it’s okay*
Noel Fielding: Remember that time I bullied a teenage girl on Twitter till she tried to kill herself
Constantly Rotating Guest Hosts: HI I’M NOT FUNNY OR A MUSICIAN, NOW TIME FOR A DOWNTON ABBEY SPECIAL OR SOME SHIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A MUSIC QUIZ
Noel Fielding: I’m 42
Constantly Rotating Guest Hosts: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE END US
The guy who did Scooby Snacks: Something about a mug who gives a fuck
Constantly Rotating Guest Hosts: please. please god
Phill Jupitus: *quietly decomposes*
Most useless fucking cunt of the lot: HI I’M RHOD GILBE-
*AXE*

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