Does anyone remember reading Beano Comic Libraries? Small-format Beano spin-off comic published from 1982 to 1997 (available online here)?

Specifically, does anyone remember the recurring inside back page that inexplicably featured Dennis the Menace, Pie Face, Curly, and Gnasher as terrifying sweat-drenched maniacs?

HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE'S TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No 103: RA-RA-RA! THE BASH ST KIDS ARE AT THE 'SUPERBOWL'.
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 104: READY, STEADY, GO! GET THIS CHART-TOPPING LIBRARY! 'The BEANO ROCK FESTIVAL'.
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC
HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE'S TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 41: More fun with the lovable rascals Dennis and Gnasher 'Keeping up with the softies.'
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 42: Festive Fare with the 'Three Bears' in 'Turkey trouble'.
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC
HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE ARE TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 257: JOIN DENNIS THE MENACE IN 'CHRISTMAS CAPERS!' FESTIVE FUN FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT SOFTIES OF COURSE!
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 258: PANSY POTTER IN ''YULE' BE SORRY!' THE WORLD'S STRONGEST GIRL MUSCLES IN AND UNHELPS SANTA ON HIS ROUNDS.
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC
HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE'S TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 75: OH, MY DEAR. IT'S JUST TOO AWFUL. MINNIE THE MINX IS BEING SENT TO 'MINISHING SCHOOL'.
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 76: BRUMM! BRUMM! IT'S BACON ON A BIKE. RASHER IN 'ROAD-HOG!'.
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC.
HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE ARE TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 171: MEET THE BEANO FUN FOLK IN 'The BEANO BOOK OF BLUNDERS'. A HOOT AND A HOWL FROM START TO FINISH.
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 172: 'THEY SEEK IT HERE, THEY SEEK IT THERE! THEY SEEK 'GRANDPA'S LOST TREASURE' EVERYWHERE!' IT'S WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN LAUGHS!
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC
HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE'S TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 145: It's squaw wars for LITTLE PLUM in 'Prairie Flower Power'.
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 146: A CAT OF FINE TALES. LISTEN TO 'PUSSY CHAT' WITH WINSTON, THE BASH ST. SCHOOL MOGGY.
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC
HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE ARE TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 177: Announcing DENNIS THE MENACE in 'DENNIS, DISC JOCKEY!' You'll just want to grin, when Dennis starts to spin!
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 178: Join your BEANO FUN CHUMS in 'MINNIE THE SPHINX!' LAUGHS, HOWLS, GIGGLES and JAPES – by the 'DUNE-FULL'!
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC.
HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE'S TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 137: MEET 'ELVIS THE MENACE' THE FAMOUS 'RECORD ST★R' FEATURING HIS NUMBER ONE HIT DEDICATED TO GNASHER 'YOU AIN'T NUFFIN' BUT A HOUND-DOG'.
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 138: Hoots! Och aye the noo! Meet those tartan terrors 'The McTickles' in 'SCOTS WAHEY'.
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC
HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE ARE TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating and conspicuously off-model Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 293: Meet BALL BOY in 'GEE FIZZ!' On tour again in the U.S. of A! BB in sparkling form! A tonic-with quaffs of laughs!
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 294: Meet DENNIS The MENACE in 'DANGER, MENACE AT WORK!' Softies beware! Mirthful Menacing ahead! Splitting sides a certainty!
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW! THEY'RE FANGTASHTIC.HEY, PALS! DON'T FORGET! THERE ARE TWO MORE SUPER BEANO COMIC LIBRARIES OUT NEXT MONTH
A profusely sweating Dennis the Menace with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 167: DENNIS RUNS RIOT with LAUGHS, GRINS and WHEEZES in 'DENGHIS THE MENACE!' (A HYSTERICALLY HISTORICAL HIT!)
A profusely sweating Pie-Face with a sinister grin, saying nothing.
A profusely sweating Curly with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says COMIC LIBRARY No. 168: GRINS! GIGGLES! GAGS! WITH 'PROFESSOR SCREWTOP'S TIME MACHINE'. THE (BEANO FUN CREW ARE ALL ON BOARD.)
A profusely sweating Gnasher with a sinister grin, with a speech bubble that says NEVER FORGET TO ORDER YOUR COPY.

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