Handy pluralisation guide

  • Octopus > Octopodes
  • Attorney general > Attorneys general
  • Coup d’état > Coups d’état
  • Passerby > Passersby
  • Rhubarby > Rhubarsby
  • Father-in-law > Fathers-in-law
  • Mother-in-law > Mothers-in-law
  • Brother-in-law > Brothers-in-law
  • Sister-in-law > Sister-in-laws (this is because “Sister” already has two “s”s)
  • Mum > Ma
  • Ma > Mae
  • Matrix > Matrices
  • Bollix > Bollices
  • Little Mix > Little Mices
  • Opera > Operae
  • Firefox > Firefoxen
  • Google Chrome > Googles Chrome
  • Diplodocus > Diplodocodes
  • Chief of staff > Chieves of staff
  • Fish > Fish
  • Cat > Cat
  • Sheeple > Sheeple
  • Sheep > Sheepies
  • Prince > Princes
  • Princes > Princess
  • Ladyhawke > Ladieshawke
  • Shitehawk > Shitehawks
  • Series > Seriesies
  • Baby > Basby
  • Penny > Pence
  • Lenny Kravitz > Lence Kravitz
  • Penis > Pences
  • Forsooth > Forseeth
  • Caboose > Cabeese
  • Dairylea > Dairieslea
  • Pokémon > Pokémen
  • Person > People
  • Thomas Jefferson > Thomas Jeffeople
  • Pamela Anderson > Pamela Andeople
  • Tumblr > Tumbslr
  • Rumpus > Rumpodes
  • Die > Dice
  • Adieu > Adiceu
  • Avicii > Aviciii
  • Racism > Racismsies
  • Woodlouse > Woodlice
  • Wodehouse > Wodehice
  • Top of the Pops > Tops of the Pop
  • Foot > Feets
  • Feat > Foat
  • Shoe > Shoon
  • Shoe-in > Shoes-in
  • Choon > Choosen
  • Anus > Anodes
  • Rugby > Rugsby
  • Phalanx > Phalanges
  • Minx > Minges
  • David Guetta > Davids Guetta
  • Motherfucker > Mothersfucker
  • Criterion > Mothersfucker
  • Cowboy > Kineboy
  • Index > Indices
  • Let’s Talk About Sex > Let’s Talk About Sices
  • Ex on the Beach > Ices on the Beach
  • Datum > Datums
  • Poof > Pooves
  • Dr Pepper > Drs Pepper
  • Mountain Dew > Mountain Juice
  • Coca-Cola > Cokes-a-Cola
  • Pepsi > Pepis
  • Dwarf > Dwafs
  • BABYMETAL > BABIESMETAL
  • Manmeat > Menmeat
  • Bubblegum > Bubblega
  • Bus > Bodes
  • Julia Child > Julia Children
  • Cowbell > Kinebell
  • Breast > Breastren
  • Boob > Boob’s
  • Tit > Titys
  • Polka > Polkae
  • Sofa > Sofae
  • Tea > Teae
  • Dog > There is only one dog.
  • Brat > Bratz
  • Buffalo > Buffsalo
  • Missus > Missodes
  • Puppy > Pussy
  • Little Plum > Little Pla
  • Young, dumb, and full of cum > Young, dab, and full of ca
  • Meatus > Meatodes
  • Wheatus > Wheaties
  • Please > No
  • Soliloquy > Soliloquy’s
  • Fatman Scoop > Fatmen Scoop
  • Dwarf star > Dwarves Starz
  • Oh god > Help
  • Blowjob > Bloosjoob
  • Coworkers > Kineorkers
  • Corby Trouser Press > Corsby Trousers Press
  • Sinitta > Sinittae
  • Sia > Siae
  • Tsunami > I just told you there was a fucking tsunami stop reading this and run you twat
  • Diarrhoea > Diaorrhoeaoea
  • Martin Landau > Martin Landaux
  • Llama > Llamata
  • Smegma > Smegmata
  • Octopussy > Octopodesy
  • Pussy Galore > Podesy Galore
  • The void > N/A
  • Plarpy > Plorpleaux
  • Yeezus > Yeezi
  • Sheezus > Nobody has two copies of this
  • Girl Aloud > Girls Aloud
  • Xenomania > Xenomaniae
  • Kleptomania > One is enough. Please control yourself
  • Rocky Balboa > Rockies Balboae
  • Nutella > Nutellae
  • Fruit-tella > [unknown]
  • Octopus > Octopera
  • Dot your i and cross your t > Dot your is and no. Hang on. Dot your “i”s? You know what. Fuck you
  • Taylor Swift > [REDACTED]
  • Death is coming > Deaths are coming
  • Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) > Nae Nae Nae (Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae)
  • ‘Smooth’ by Santana – ‘Smeeth’ by Santanae
  • There’s no hope > None at all
  • Octopus > Paedophiles
  • Big Momma’s House > Big Mommae’ Hice

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