Grindr users on the 2020 US election

The United States is about to hold its 59th presidential election. 4 years ago, I polled Grindr users for the 2016 US election, and have also done several Grindr polls in the UK (the 2019 general election in London and Scotland, the 2017 election in London and Scotland, the 2015 election in Scotland and Wales, the 2019 European election, and the referendums on Brexit and Scottish independence). This time, I asked exactly 2,000 Grindr users across the United States who they think should be leading their country.

The following is a sample of the replies.

(Faces in profile pictures have been censored.)

Me: Good evening, Hung Geek. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
Hung Geek: Biden. Fuck Trump

Me: Good morning, QANON!. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
QANON!: Trump. Fuck biden

Me: Good evening, SwallowingKidz. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
SwallowingKidz: Kind of personal don't you think

Me: Good evening, luk 4 blk trunk. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
luk 4 blk trunk: Trump

Me: Good evening, IDrainnutsaks. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
IDrainnutsaks: It damn sure want be Trump!!!

Me: Good evening, Pu**y Breeder. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
Pu**y Breeder: Biden. Trump should be assassinated.

Me: Good evening, BLACK KENDOLL. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
BLACK KENDOLL: Neigher cuz i dont like eighter one of the MUTHAFUCKERS if u ask me
Me: Are you considering a third-party candidate?
BLACK KENDOLL: Bitch no
BLACK KENDOLL: Dont text me no fuckin more

Me: Good afternoon, SouthernGent. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
SouthernGent: Trump baby. All the way.
Me: Thank you for your input, SouthernGent.
SouthernGent: Gonna be a landslide. The polls are all fucked up, just like last time

Me: Good evening, PowerBottom. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
PowerBottom: my business
Me: Thank you anyway, PowerBottom.
PowerBottom: you are not welcome  at all
PowerBottom: the fuck is wrong with you? who the hell are you?
PowerBottom: fucking asking me who i am voting  for

Me: Good evening, BroFeetonMyFace. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
BroFeetonMyFace: If I tell you will u step on my face

Me: Good evening, Mainebeachbud. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
Mainebeachbud: Collins
Me: Maine senator Susan Collins, or Prohibition Party leader Phil Collins?
Mainebeachbud: What are you here for.? Who is vote for us my business. This approach on a hook up site is too strange for me to be interested

Me: Good evening, The Mastermind. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
The Mastermind: Me or both. Me. The universe is us all even while the universe is unable to be us all or the universe is us all. Joe Biden is the universe. Trump is the universe. They are both the universe. They are (to some sense) the same. As a fact, they are both the same. I either support them both or support neither.

Me: Good afternoon, I Love BBC. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
I Love BBC: A big black thug with a 12 inches long bbc who likes to use white boys and make them worship his bbc in public

Me: Good evening, S3X P4R7Y. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
S3X P4R7Y: Lol really
S3X P4R7Y: Barack Obama
Me: Is he still on the ballot?
S3X P4R7Y: To be honest I don't know and I'm really not on this app to talk about politics butp to get my dick sucked or fuck something but if you're not trying to talk about politics I'm not your guy and I'm high in this is blowing my high

Me: Good evening, bachatero. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
bachatero: Sorry I'm no here for political im here just looking to get fucket
bachatero: You are in the rong app
Me: Thank you anyway, bachatero.
bachatero: Ok
bachatero: you top??

Me: Good evening, Hellbait. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
Hellbait: Reluctantly Biden
Hellbait: He's not nearly progressive enough buy at this point I'd vote for a literal dog turd over Komrade45

Me: Good morning, SoUtDawgsMm4m. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
SoUtDawgsMm4m: I'm a Log Cabin Republican, do you know what that is? I'm a 55yo/white/LDS/Gay/Male/born/raised/lived until 2007 moved to South Utah with my life partner. I served 1984-1988 USAF Security Police Specialist, life member NRA, gun safety instructor, youth firearms instructor. GunRangeMaster. I will defend the United States Constitution, against ALL ENEMIES foreign and domestic. The best way to put it
Me: Thank you for your input, SoUtDawgsMm4m.
SoUtDawgsMm4m: The Democratic Party is an instrument of the Chinese communist party which we have been at war with since the beginning of the Korean War, think about it, Cease Fire means stopping Shooting at the opposing forces AKA we are at war wth North ,,'l

Me: Good evening, bamchickawamwam. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
bamchickawamwam: My cock
bamchickawamwam: Rock hard
Me: Does it have ballot access?
bamchickawamwam: Bend over let's find out

Me: Good evening, Just turned 18. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
Just turned 18: I'll give you hints

I'm a real patriot

I respect the Bible

I respect our country and it's borders

I don't like Fake news

I don't support BLM or Antifa but I support black people and All lives matter

I'm pro life and Abortion is murder

I'm against perophiles and people who support them

Setting people and businesses on fire is not a protest it's riot
Anymore?



Just turned 18: Also
Ignorance doesn't discriminate is my favorite saying

Me: Good evening, ACAB/BLM. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
ACAB/BLM: Certainly not the cheeto
Me: Do you favour any particular non-cheeto candidate?
ACAB/BLM: I'm voting for Biden. It's the option we have and I'm not here to debate it. Change has to start somewhere. Even if it's not our ideal choice.

Me: Good evening, CHUBBOTTOMZONLY. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
CHUBBOTTOMZONLY: Lol you if your ass is fat
Me: I'm not on the ballot, CHUBBOTTOMZONLY. Which candidate do you believe has the fattest ass?
CHUBBOTTOMZONLY: Trump😏
Me: Does his fat ass have your support?
CHUBBOTTOMZONLY: Not unless it makes me cum
CHUBBOTTOMZONLY: And it has yet 2 do so

Me: Good evening, I'm voting Red.. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
I'm voting Red.: None of your fucking business
Me: Thank you anyway, I'm voting Red..
I'm voting Red.: That's not my name, you fucking incel.

Me: Good evening, 👀for edibles. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
👀foredibles: Lol I actually do like that question. Im not evil so biden
Me: Thank you for your input, 👀for edibles.
👀for edibles: Yea I am
👀for edibles: What do you have and price

Me: Good evening, BIDEN2020 VOTA. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
BIDEN2020 VOTA: Qué crees???
Translation: What do you think??
BIDEN2020 VOTA: Por quién podría votar un Gay, que no sea por alguien que respete a todos por igual y que le interesen los valores de América, no los del y su Partido.
Translation: Who a Gay could vote for, other than someone who respects everyone equally and who cares about America's values, not those of the Party.

Me: Good morning, SuckUrYummyD. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
SuckUrYummyD: Trump 2020 make America Great again.
SuckUrYummyD: Don't hate educate
SuckUrYummyD: 👍
Me: Thank you for your input, SuckUrYummyD.
SuckUrYummyD: If you don't know why I suggest lookin into the history of other countries such as Mexico who is paying for the wall to be built.
SuckUrYummyD: How the Mexican President now Amlo got into power with a unanimous vote from all the people. Kicking out the corrupts and finding the other end of Hilary Clinton's Emails she had deleted which was found on the previous corrupts servers in Mexico. How Hunter Biden being linked and confirmed into corruption with Joe Biden and his family.
SuckUrYummyD: You welcome for my input..

flying k: Sup
Me: Sup, flying j. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
flying j: I dknt vote
flying j: I do drugs on.my time off

Ricky: How are you today🤔🤔🤔🤔
Me: I am adequate, Ricky. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
Ricky:  Hahaha jo jorgensen of courseeeeee
Ricky: And you ?
Me: As a tourist, I have no say in the matter either way.
Me: Thank you for your input, Ricky.
Ricky: Oh tourist???
Ricky: I see why u don't answer me??
Ricky: Maybe you really antefa extreme terrorist, looking of people voting for trump so you can start arguing
Ricky: We truth be told I am Liberterian, though on this election I must turn my back on jo  Jorgensen and must vote for trump as we need every inch of votes to keep that tyrant Biden and Harris whole wants to finally finish usa as little of it is left from our founding fathers, I know if Biden cheats and gets his way with this lying illegally set up for manipulation mail in votes to tamper with to get
Ricky: Extremist anti freedom anti constitutional fashist communists antefa to destroy usa
Ricky: I know if he gets in USA will have a civil war cause there infringements of our soveregn constitution

Me: Good evening, Roman. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
Roman: The two party system is a broken system that doesn't deserve my attention. Radical vigilantes on either side ruin the american lives now and for generations to come. Pushing your two party system on me is as useless as tits on a boar hog
Me: Are you supporting a third-party candidate?
Roman: If I had to vote I would support Jo, unfortunately she will never win since America's impudence pertaining it's red vs blue war is postered up as propaganda everywhere.

Me: Good evening, Toilet. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
Toilet: I think they both stink. Neither one would do a good job.
Me: Are you considering a third-party candidate?
Toilet: I can't vote.
Me: Thank you anyway, Toilet.
Toilet: Would you like to pee on me?

Me: Good evening, sad boi. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
sad boi: Neither
sad boi: Anarchy all day
Me: Thank you anyway, sad boi.
sad boi: I keep seeing these

Me: Good afternoon, AbuseMyThroat!!. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
AbuseMyThroat!!: The BDP
AbuseMyThroat!!: Big dick party
Me: Do they have ballot access?
AbuseMyThroat!!: Dude shut up

Me: Good evening, BlackStarOmen. Which candidate are you supporting in the forthcoming presidential election?
BlackStarOmen: I'm supporting the idea of you shutting the fuck up
Me: Is that an option on the ballot?
BlackStarOmen: On my ballot
Me: Thank you anyway, BlackStarOmen.
BlackStarOmen: Fuck off

To poll the country proportionately, in each state I questioned people until the number of responses I received was equivalent to that state’s number of presidential electors – from 55 for California to 3 for Delaware, Vermont, Alaska etc. (As I usually continued to receive replies after I finished polling, the number of responses for each state is usually higher.)

This is a state-by-state breakdown of the vote.

CALIFORNIA (198 polled, 60 responses)

17

Joe Biden

5Donald Trump
4Kanye West
2Mickey Mouse
1Hillary Clinton
1Marianne Williamson
1Queen Elizabeth II
1Me
3None of the above
1Not eligible to vote
24Evasive or unclear
138Did not respond

TEXAS (153 polled, 43 responses)

12

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
1Barack Obama
1Miss Piggy
1"Yo mama"
1Me
5None of the above
1Not eligible to vote
20Evasive or unclear
111Did not respond

FLORIDA (116 polled, 30 responses)

11

Joe Biden

4Donald Trump
3Kanye West
1Me
1Undecided
1None of the above
1Not eligible to vote
8Evasive or unclear
86Did not respond

NEW YORK (117 polled, 32 responses)

16

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
1Undecided
1None of the above
3Not eligible to vote
10Evasive or unclear
85Did not respond

ILLINOIS (86 polled, 25 responses)

9

Joe Biden

2Donald Trump
1Jo Jorgensen
1Kanye West
1Karina Villa
1Undecided
2None of the above
2Not eligible to vote
6Evasive or unclear
61Did not respond

PENNSYLVANIA (73 polled, 23 responses)

8

Joe Biden

2Donald Trump
2Jo Jorgensen
3None of the above
8Evasive or unclear
50Did not respond

OHIO (90 polled, 23 responses)

5

Joe Biden

3Donald Trump
1Jo Jorgensen
1Bernie Sanders
1Alicia Keys
1"Myself"
1Undecided
1None of the above
9Evasive or unclear
67Did not respond

GEORGIA (48 polled, 18 responses)

4

Joe Biden

2Donald Trump
1Kanye West
1"My dick"
2None of the above
1Not eligible to vote
7Evasive or unclear
30Did not respond

MICHIGAN (53 polled, 20 responses)

3

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
1Jo Jorgensen
1Kanye West
1Barack Obama
1"Myself"
1Undecided
3None of the above
9Evasive or unclear
33Did not respond

NORTH CAROLINA (47 polled, 19 responses)

5

Joe Biden

4Donald Trump
1"Big Dick Party"
1None of the above
8Evasive or unclear
28Did not respond

NEW JERSEY (47 polled, 17 responses)

4

Joe Biden

4

Donald Trump

1Mephistopheles
1Undecided
2None of the above
5Evasive or unclear
30Did not respond

VIRGINIA (30 polled, 16 responses)

5

Joe Biden

2Donald Trump
1"My dildo"
1Not eligible to vote
7Evasive or unclear
14Did not respond

WASHINGTON (41 polled, 12 responses)

3

Joe Biden

3

Donald Trump

1Cthulhu
1"Your mom"
4Evasive or unclear
29Did not respond

ARIZONA (37 polled, 12 responses)

6

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
1"Yo momma"
1None of the above
3Evasive or unclear
25Did not respond

INDIANA (48 polled, 12 responses)

5

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
1Kanye West
1Me
3None of the above
1Evasive or unclear
36Did not respond

MASSCHUSETTS (48 polled, 18 responses)

5

Joe Biden

3Donald Trump
1Sméagol
2Undecided
8Evasive or unclear
30Did not respond

TENNESSEE (28 polled, 11 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1Jo Jorgensen
1Kanye West
0Donald Trump
1Undecided
1Not eligible to vote
5Evasive or unclear
17Did not respond

MARYLAND (37 polled, 11 responses)

3

Joe Biden

1Hillary Clinton
0Donald Trump
7Evasive or unclear
26Did not respond

MINNESOTA (33 polled, 11 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1Attila the Hun
0Donald Trump
1Undecided
1None of the above
1Not eligible to vote
5Evasive or unclear
22Did not respond

MISSOURI (19 polled, 10 responses)

3

Joe Biden

2Donald Trump
1Not eligible to vote
4Evasive or unclear
9Did not respond

WISCONSIN (47 polled, 14 responses)

3

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
2None of the above
8Evasive or unclear
33Did not respond

ALABAMA (26 polled, 12 responses)

3

Joe Biden

1Barack Obama
1Roger Rabbit
1"My cock"
0Donald Trump
1Undecided
2None of the above
4Evasive or unclear
14Did not respond

COLORADO (41 polled, 13 responses)

3

Joe Biden

2Kanye West
1"A big black thug with a 12 inches long bbc who likes to use white boys and make them worship his bbc in public"
0Donald Trump
3None of the above
4Evasive or unclear
28Did not respond

SOUTH CAROLINA (43 polled, 14 responses)

2

Donald Trump

1Joe Biden
1Joe Exotic
1"Myself"
3None of the above
6Evasive or unclear
29Did not respond

KENTUCKY (36 polled, 9 responses)

3

Joe Biden

1Kanye West
0Donald Trump
1Undecided
4Evasive or unclear
27Did not respond

LOUISIANA (21 polled, 11 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1Barack Obama
0Donald Trump
1None of the above
7Evasive or unclear
10Did not respond

CONNECTICUT (33 polled, 10 responses)

3

Donald Trump

0Joe Biden
2Not eligible to vote
6Evasive or unclear
23Did not respond

OKLAHOMA (20 polled, 10 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1"Myself"
0Donald Trump
1Undecided
1None of the above
5Evasive or unclear
10Did not respond

OREGON (25 polled, 8 responses)

3

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
1None of the above
1Evasive or unclear
17Did not respond

ARKANSAS (29 polled, 7 responses)

4

Joe Biden

0Donald Trump
1Not eligible to vote
2Evasive or unclear
22Did not respond

IOWA (13 polled, 6 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
1Undecided
2Evasive or unclear
7Did not respond

KANSAS (21 polled, 6 responses)

2

Donald Trump

1Ronald McDonald
0Joe Biden
3Evasive or unclear
15Did not respond

MISSISSIPPI (23 polled, 8 responses)

2

Donald Trump

0Joe Biden
4None of the above
2Evasive or unclear
16Did not respond

NEVADA (28 polled, 6 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1"Your mom"
0Donald Trump
1None of the above
2Evasive or unclear
22Did not respond

UTAH (21 polled, 7 responses)

1

Donald Trump

1

Charli XCX

0Joe Biden
1Not eligible to vote
5Evasive or unclear
14Did not respond

NEBRASKA (29 polled, 5 responses)

1

Donald Trump

0Joe Biden
1Undecided
1None of the above
2Evasive or unclear
24Did not respond

NEW MEXICO (19 polled, 6 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1Alfred E. Neuman
0Donald Trump
1None of the above
3Evasive or unclear
13Did not respond

WEST VIRGINIA (22 polled, 6 responses)

1

Joe Biden

1

"This guy", followed by a dick pic

0Donald Trump
1None of the above
1Not eligible to vote
2Evasive or unclear
16Did not respond

HAWAII (13 polled, 5 responses)

1

Joe Biden

0Donald Trump
1None of the above
3Evasive or unclear
8Did not respond

IDAHO (9 polled, 4 responses)

1

Joe Biden

0Donald Trump
1Not eligible to vote
2Evasive or unclear
5Did not respond

MAINE (6 polled, 4 responses)

1

Joe Biden

1

Jo Jorgensen

1

(Susan?) Collins

0Donald Trump
1Evasive or unclear
2Did not respond

NEW HAMPSHIRE (13 polled, 6 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1Donald Trump
2None of the above
1Evasive or unclear
7Did not respond

RHODE ISLAND (17 polled, 7 responses)

2

Joe Biden

1"My dick"
0Donald Trump
1Undecided
3Evasive or unclear
10Did not respond

ALASKA (7 polled, 4 responses)

1

Joe Biden

1

Donald Trump

1None of the above
1Evasive or unclear
3Did not respond

D.C. (19 polled, 6 responses)

3

Joe Biden

0Donald Trump
3Evasive or unclear
13Did not respond

DELAWARE (11 polled, 5 responses)

3

Joe Biden

0Donald Trump
2Evasive or unclear
6Did not respond

MONTANA (12 polled, 4 responses)

1

Joe Biden

1

Abraham Lincoln

0Donald Trump
2Evasive or unclear
8Did not respond

NORTH DAKOTA (8 polled, 4 responses)

0 respondents picked a candidate.

0Joe Biden
0Donald Trump
1None of the above
1Not eligible to vote
2Evasive or unclear
4Did not respond

SOUTH DAKOTA (16 polled, 3 responses)

1

Donald Trump

0Joe Biden
2Evasive or unclear
13Did not respond

VERMONT (10 polled, 6 responses)

4

Joe Biden

0Donald Trump
1None of the above
1Evasive or unclear
4Did not respond

WYOMING (13 polled, 3 responses)

1

Joe Biden

1

Donald Trump

1Evasive or unclear
10Did not respond

Overall US-wide Grindr popular vote:

57.6% (179)

Joe Biden

21.9% (68)Donald Trump
4.8% (15)Kanye West
2.3% (7)Jo Jorgensen
1.3% (4)Me
1.3% (4)Barack Obama
1.3% (4)"Yo mama"/"Yo momma"/"Your mom"
0.6% (2)Mickey Mouse
0.3% (1)Hillary Clinton
0.3% (1)Bernie Sanders
0.3% (1)Marianne Williamson
0.3% (1)Karina Villa
0.3% (1)(Susan?) Collins
0.3% (1)Abraham Lincoln
0.3% (1)Queen Elizabeth II
0.3% (1)Attila the Hun
0.3% (1)Alfred E. Neuman
0.3% (1)Mephistopheles
0.3% (1)Cthulhu
0.3% (1)Sméagol
0.3% (1)Charli XCX
0.3% (1)Alicia Keys
0.3% (1)Joe Exotic
0.3% (1)Roger Rabbit
0.3% (1)Ronald McDonald
0.3% (1)Miss Piggy
0.3% (1)"My dildo"
0.3% (1)"Big Dick Party"
0.3% (1)"A big black thug with a 12 inches long bbc who" etc etc
1.3% (1x4)Themselves
1.3% (1x4)Their dicks

(There were no votes for Howie Hawkins of the Green Party.)

Not counted towards the percentages are the following responses:

16Undecided
55None of the above
21Not eligible to vote
255Evasive or unclear

Evasive or unclear responses can be roughly divided into the following categories:

50None of my business
34Too horny to engage politically
32Non sequitur/incomprehensible
32General incredulity
27Who cares
26Miscellaneous evasion
19Cryptic/vague
12"Not Trump" (but declined to commit to another candidate)
11Acted like it was obvious but didn't actually answer

This is the number of states candidates win when only Grindr votes.

Joe Biden: 43 (7 as part of a tie)
Donald Trump: 11 (5 as part of a tie)
Jo Jorgensen: 1 (1 as part of a tie)
(Susan?) Collins: 1 (1 as part of a tie)
Abraham Lincoln: 1 (1 as part of a tie)
Charli XCX: 1 (1 as part of a tie)
A penis: 1 (1 as part of a tie)

In the electoral college, this should translate into the following numbers of electoral votes. In the case of ties, I’ve divided electors evenly between candidates.

Joe Biden: 470.3
Donald Trump: 61
Charli XCX: 3
A penis: 2.5
Abraham Lincoln: 1.5
Jo Jorgensen: 1.3
(Susan?) Collins: 1.3

Finally, here is the electoral map, according to Grindr.

Grindr’s ridin’ with Biden.

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