Author: machotrouts

Comprehensive chronological lists of Twitter mentions of U.S. 2016 presidential candidates’ surnames on my Twitter feed

These are the people referred to in tweets containing the words “CRUZ”, “CLINTON”, “RUBIO”, “SANDERS”, “TRUMP”, and “KASICH” over time, according to my ‘From people you follow’ searches. CRUZ: Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Taio Penelope Taio Taio Taio Penelope Taio Penelope Penelope Taio Taio Penelope Santa Penelope Ted Ted Ted Penelope Taio Ted Santa Ted Ted Ted Santa…

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The 50 Robot Wars robot names that look most like Grindr names

machotrouts: 50. Wild Thing49. Pitbull48. Rhino47. Terror Bull46. General Carnage45. Mr Nasty44. Henry43. Max Damage42. Demolisher41. T-Bone40. Brutus Maximus39. Ron38. Colossus37. Grunt36. Demolition Man35. Hammerhead34. Constrictor33. Edge Hog32. Haardvark31. Eric30. WYSIWYG29. Atlas28. Thor27. Devastator26. Niterider25. The Mule24. PulverizeR23. Hefty22. Mega Hurts21. The Big Cheese20. Bodyhammer19. Derek18. Six Pac17. Crippler16. Tender Caress15. Rambot14. Hot Pants13. Corporal…

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The 50 Robot Wars robot names that look most like Grindr names

50. Wild Thing49. Pitbull48. Rhino47. Terror Bull46. General Carnage45. Mr Nasty44. Henry43. Max Damage42. Demolisher41. T-Bone40. Brutus Maximus39. Ron38. Colossus37. Grunt36. Demolition Man35. Hammerhead34. Constrictor33. Edge Hog32. Haardvark31. Eric30. WYSIWYG29. Atlas28. Thor27. Devastator26. Niterider25. The Mule24. PulverizeR23. Hefty22. Mega Hurts21. The Big Cheese20. Bodyhammer19. Derek18. Six Pac17. Crippler16. Tender Caress15. Rambot14. Hot Pants13. Corporal Punishment12.…

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A ranking of celebrities worthy of joining David Bowie and Alan Rickman in “Death comes in threes” tweets

I’ve counted mentions of dead people named in conjunction with David Bowie and Alan Rickman from a Twitter search for the words ‘rickman bowie threes’. Here are the results: 652 – Nobody, TBC, “who’s next” etc* 411 – Lemmy 144 – Céline Dion’s husband 132 – Natalie Cole 99 – Something along the lines of “Death…

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Calvin and Hobbes, minus Hobbes

A new Tumblr I’m doing: calvinminushobbes I take no credit for the idea (there are circles of the internet where comic edits like this were an old tired meme before garfieldminusgarfield even started) but nobody seems to have committed to it for more than 3 or 4 strips in a forum post before, and I have…

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