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On 23 May 2019, member states of the European Union will elect MEPs to the European Parliament. Despite its best efforts, the United Kingdom is still an EU member state, and will be participating. I’ve previously polled Grindr users on Brexit, Scottish independence, the 2016 US election, the 2015 UK general election in Scotland and in Wales, and the 2017 election…
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Corporal punishment in public schools is still legal in 22 US states. I work as a self-employed superintendent in all 22 of these states, and in the spirit of full disclosure, here is the full list of punishment techniques I encourage teachers to practise. Paddle. For standard usage. Paddle with a nail in it. Should…
Ann Widdecombe is currently a popular housemate in Celebrity Big Brother. What’s YOUR reason for wanting her to win? Choose from the options below: “Yes, she has terrible views, but it’s reductive to judge her solely on the things she thinks, says, and does” “Yes, she has terrible views, but homophobia is just a charming…
PRINCE Philip is renowned for his witty one-liners and off-the-cuff remarks. Branded a “national treasure” by the press (us) for his inability to curb his quick wit, here’s a round-up of the retiring Queen’s consort’s most memorable witticisms. 1. UGGGHH. I FUCKEN HATE ASIANS(in 1995, pointing at Nelson Mandela on a visit to South Africa) 2. I…
UK prime minister Theresa May has called a snap election, to be held on 8 June 2017. I’ve previously polled Grindr users on Brexit, Scottish independence, the 2016 US election, and the previous UK election, in Scotland and in Wales. This time, I asked 519 Grindr users in England, in and around London, which political parties they’re…
UK prime minister Theresa May has called a snap election, to be held on 8 June 2017. I’ve previously polled Grindr users on Scottish independence, Brexit, the 2016 US election, and the previous UK election, in Wales and in Scotland. Just as I did in 2015, I asked 1024 Grindr users in Scotland, mostly in…
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